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Saturday, 6 February 2016

'The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne': VIDEOS

I take absolutely no responsilbity for the filth in these videos.

But I am loving them and CANNOT get enough.

In a Facebook page that seems to have popped up overnight (actually around eight weeks ago), this parody page of 'The Real Housewives of Melbourne' called 'The Real Whorewives of Melbourne' has been created. And it is... evil good.

Now, just to get something out of the way right now: I do not condone drug use, and these videos are pretty heavy on that.

The content of the dubbing is pretty, well... I will let you be the judge of that.

The following of this Facebook page is set to increase when 'The Real Housewives of Melbourne' starts on Arena TV on Foxtel, on February 21. (See the trailer and more on that - including the new cast mate - here).

Says, the Facebook page's description of the very first video:

Introducing The Real Whorewives of Melbourne. In this episode we meet Gina, the post op transexual who's profession will surprise you, Andrea, who's homophobic and racist views will shock you, Janet Phatroach, the high rollin', coke dealin' Whorewife who doesn't take anyone's shit and Lydia, who's thirst for money and sexual conquest is never quenched. Episode 2 to follow. More Whorewives on YouTube and Instagram @realwhorewives

So: here are some of the videos... you have been warned... (click on the title hyperlink):

Episode Seven - Junkie Needles of the HeartIn what could possibly be the most EXPLOSIVE Whorewives Episode yet, Lydiot struggles with the idea of losing her housekeeper to the Immigration Department. Meanwhile the relationship between Ghostbuster Gina and Janet Phatroach cracks and deepens, giving the audience an intimate insight into their history together. Episodes One, Two, Three, Four, Five and Six can all be viewed on this page.Like The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne to keep up to date with all the latest drama. Instagram @realwhorewivesNO INCOME OR PROFIT IS GENERATED BY THE REAL WHOREWIVES WHATSOEVER. ALL FOOTAGE BELONGS TO IT'S RESPECTFUL COPYRIGHT HOLDERS.FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 5 February 2016
Andrea's Crime SceneAndrea takes Chyka on a walk through of the yard in which she murdered her housekeeper
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Meet Gamble : Real WhoreivesWatch your husbands and your chemicals Whorewives, Gamble Breaux is here to stay! From Call Girl to Scientist, she f*cked her way to the top and she'll never stop!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Monday, 25 January 2016

Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode 5In Episode 5 of The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne, Andrea meets with Lydiot after the ladies failed attempt on her life and now she is out for blood! A scandalous book about Ghostbuster Gina is pitched to a lezzy publisher, and Jackie reveals why she enjoys using public transport. More Whorewives on Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 1 January 2016

Real WhoreWives Episode Four: Getaways, Girl Groups and Demoni...After Andrea's train wreck exorcism, the girls take a trip to Queensland, but it's not long before Andrea calls Gina a 'Demon Fucker' and drama quickly ensues. Eventually the ladies confront each other in true Broadway Musical style, with the possibility of one WhoreWife departing the series.... FOREVER!!!!!MORE WHOREWIVES:Instagram: @realwhorewivesyoutube.com/c/RealWhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 20 December 2015

Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode Three - The ExorcismIn Episode three of Real Whorewives of Melbourne, Janet has had enough of these bitches, and just wants to get fucked up! Andrea chooses which dog to sacrafice to the demon and when Gina the Ghostbuster discovers Andrea's shocking secret, it sets off some unbelievable Whorewives drama! More Whorewives on Youtube and Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Friday, 11 December 2015

In episode two of The Real Whorewives, Ghostbuster Gina discovers something shocking about the demon haunting Andrea, Lydia heads to RMIT to show off her new vagina glamour shots and Andrea invites the ladies down to her beach house to hold an exorcism, but not all goes as she planned and drama quickly ensues! More Whorewives on Youtube and Instagram @realwhorewives *MATURE CONTENT*
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Wednesday, 9 December 2015

The Real Whorewives of Melbourne: Episode One*MATURE CONTENT*Introducing The Real Whorewives of Melbourne. In this episode we meet Gina, the post op transexual who's profession will surprise you, Andrea, who's homophobic and racist views will shock you, Janet Phatroach, the high rollin', coke dealin' Whorewife who doesn't take anyone's shit and Lydia, who's thirst for money and sexual conquest is never quenched. Episode 2 to follow. More Whorewives on YouTube and Instagram @realwhorewives
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Andrea's New HousekeeperAndrea is forced to hire a new housekeeper after butchering her last one, but she has ZERO tolerance for lezzies!!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Lydia's Pussy at RMITLydia heads to RMIT in a bid to show off her latest vagina shots!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Monday, 7 December 2015

Andrea's ExorcismGhostbuster Gina finally arrives at Andrea's, but Andrea isn't happy with what Gina has to say....
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Andrea's Crime SceneAndrea takes Chyka on a walk through of the yard in which she murdered her housekeeper
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Gina's ExorcismGina heads to her favourite store to hold an exorcism. Meanwhile, Lydia hears some juicy gossip about Andrea's haunting!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Andrea Fucks Janet OffAndrea has really fucked herself over. Now she owes $3million to Melbourne's biggest drug lord.. Janet Phatroach!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

MEET ANDREAMEET ANDREA (not that you'd want to). The homicidal, suicidal, genocidal mother of three from Toorak. Hell bent on ending the lives of all those around her, Andrea is an enemy you didn't know you made, because she hates everyone
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

MEET LYDIAMEET LYDIA! She failed to kill off her rich husband, but don't worry! Lydia still has an ace between her breasts...
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015

Gina the TransexualMEET GINA! Her hatred for demonic possession goes hand in hand with her fashion sense!
Posted by The Real WhoreWives of Melbourne on Sunday, 6 December 2015
Episode six, on YouTube:

And some extras, these from YouTube. (The other clips and eps - all seen above - have already been taken down).

Follow the page on Facebook here.

Follow them on Instagram here.

Sunday, 31 January 2016

'I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!' Australia 2016 Cast

So here they are:

 Celebrities of all kinds have ventured into the South African jungle.

After months of speculation, the 2016 line-up for reality Channel Ten reality series I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here! has been revealed.

Julia Morris and Dr Chris Brown are back hosting:

 And here are your first five!

Iron woman Courtney, Bonnie Lythgoe, Paul Harrigan, Akmal Saleh, Anthony Callea...

And the rest of the cast:

Laurina, ex The Bachelor

Brendon Fevola

Dean Geyer

DJ Havana Brown

Val Lehmann

Jo Beth Taylor

AND: Shane Warne!

Prize for best social media post goes to Anthony Callea:

Hey folks, it's @timcampbelltwit here. I'll be posting for a few weeks now, so let's get involved, and honestly, have a laugh!! ���� This is a pic of his last real meal before I dropped him to the airport - Here's a pre written message from Anth:
Hey All….. I’M IN THE BLOODY JUNGLE…… what was I thinking when I said yes? Ha! Well the secret (well, not so secret as the speculation has been ridiculous) is finally out…. Aaahhhhh! I have the biggest mouth around and hate keeping secrets like this, especially when I’ve had an espresso martini or 3! Hope you can all understand I was bound by confidentiality clauses about my involvement, so for the many times I were asked, even by all my friends and family, I’m SO sorry I never replied or lied….. but hey, a little white lie never hurt anyone! ;p
Tim will be taking charge of all my social media accounts and let’s hope at the end of all of this, he still loves me and I haven’t embarrassed him too much! Now, make sure you tune in to @imacelebrityau on channel TEN and more importantly VOTE VOTE VOTE for me! It’s pretty easy really, just hashtag ‪#‎CelebAnthony‬ on Twitter and the daily post on the official Facebook account for the tucker trials - go easy! Then SMS "Anthony" to the number to save on each elimination. Tim will keep you updated, I just sing big notes really!! If I win, I have chosen LIFELINE a ridiculously important organisation in our country that have helped many to receive $100,000! Oh, and on a more superficial note, please be kind….. I am going to look like s&%t 24/7, get ready to see the real, unfiltered, not facetuned version of me! Get ready for the Peter Andre natural curls ‪#‎hubbahubba‬
Chat on the other side peeps! Anth xx

Wednesday, 27 January 2016


PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) have released a new ‘public service announcement’ video which shows a split screen of two couples having sex. One man is identified as a meat-eater, the other is a vegan.
The premise: that vegans last longer:

The ad intends to warn of the dangers of eating foods high in cholesterol, such as meat, eggs and dairy products.
The ad has seemingly been deemed too raunchy for television, and it hasn’t been picked up for inclusion in the upcoming Super Bowl broadcast in the US.
“We did try to submit the ad last fall but we didn’t get a response from the executives at CBS,” a spokeswoman told The Huffington PostPETA has since capitalised on the silence from CBS claiming the ad “left TV execs speechless”.
The ad was rejected for television broadcast, but the organisation posted it on YouTube on Monday. It’s since racked up over 600,000 views - at last count.
PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange said in a statement: “Super Bowl 50 audiences will be missing out on comedy, sex appeal, and the lifesaving message that vegan meals can help clear clogged-up carnivores and get their blood pumping again.
“PETA’s edgy but crowd-pleasing TV spot shows that vegans may have a banana in their pyjama pocket, just to snack on later, but they’re also really pleased to see you.”

'UnREAL' TV show: SBS 2 - screen details, VIDEO


This will be on free to air! 'UnREAL' - the show about the reality TV dating shows. I am looking at YOU, 'The Bachelor', 'The Bachelorette', et al.

Currently teasing us with its fabulousness on Australian pay TV portal Stan, it's finally on a  channel you don't have to pay for. Yay!

Here is the trailer:

Says the press release:

Ever wondered what went on after cameras stop rolling on your favourite reality TV show? Well leave your conscience at the door as SBS 2’s new hit U.S. drama bares all to expose the reality part of reality TV.

Premiering Monday 22 February at 8.30pm on SBS 2UnREAL goes behind the scenes and under the sheets as it reveals what happens when TV producers are encouraged by cash bonuses to manipulate contestants to make seriously good TV.

Everlasting is the hit U.S. reality show where one hot bachelor gets his pick from over a dozen of the country’s most eligible and attractive single women. Sounds like a simple and romantic concept and one we’ve seen many times over. The catch? A young producer by the name of Shiri Appleby (played by Rachel Goldberg) whose sole job is to manipulate her relationships with and among the contestants to get the vital dramatic and outrageous footage that the program’s dispassionate executive producer, Quinn King (Constance Zimmer), demands. What unfolds is an eye-opening look at what happens in the outrageous world of unscripted television, where being a contestant can be vicious and producing it is a whole other reality, showing that bad people make good T.V.

The hit series also stars Craig Bierko as Everlasting’s eccentric creator, Chet, whose relationship with the show’s executive producer gets overly complicated, and Freddie Stroma as the dating show’s handsome and intelligent English suitor, Adam Cromwell. Josh Kelly plays Jeremy, a cameraman who is Rachel’s ex-boyfriend, while Siobhan Williams is Lizzie, Jeremy’s current fiancée and on-set makeup artist. 

Everlasting’s contestants include Grace, portrayed by Nathalie Kelley, who instantly wins Adam’s heart; Anna, played by Johanna Braddy, who is classy and shrewd, with her eye on the prize; Faith, a sensitive and vulnerable tomboy from America’s South portrayed by Breeda Wool; and Mary, played by Ashley Scott, a gorgeous single mum of one who has been unlucky in love. 

As a HUGE fan of 'The Bachelor' (what!? So I've watched every series, American and Australian, and totally watched the first US 'The Bachelorette' wedding of Trista and Ryan), I say bring it on!

UnREAL airs Monday 22 February at 8.30pm on SBS 2.

Here is how Ellen intro'ed UnREAL in a clip on reality TV (all the clips on here are bloody hilarious!):

Monday, 25 January 2016

Gordian Fulde: Senior Australian of the Year 2016

Professor Gordian Fulde, who is the the longest-serving head of an emergency department in Australia, has been named the Senior Australian of the Year for 2016.

What a fantastic choice!

Says the SMH article:

His three decades in charge at St Vincent's and Sydney Hospital count for more than that, considering the inner-city hospital is on the front line of Sydney's sometimes infamous nightlife and treats more than its fair share of bashing victims, drug addicts and homeless.

"As a young person would say, 'OMG'," Professor Fulde said, accepting the award.

"But ... it's really not about me. What it is about is us as a community." 

Fulde has also been a tireless campaigner via media interviews on drug education and the topic of alcohol abuse.

Read more here.

Here is the preview video of Prof Fulde from last year:

Sunday, 24 January 2016

Cooking Fever App: Live Event, Sydney

Feeling a tad bored with the whole Sydney foodie scene (well, that's impossible).

But if you are, a host of Aussie celebrity cooks will be serving Sydneysiders at a unique pop up arcade inspired restaurant very shortly.

In a world first, food lovers nationwide can grab a free gourmet meal and step inside an arcade app-inspired restaurant.

I know, stay with me here!

On Sunday January 31, four of Australia’s most loved celebrity cooks will battle it out at Manly beach to bring the Cooking Fever app, a popular time-management game, to life.

Popular celebrity cooks staffing the restaurant at the Cooking Fever Life Event on the
beachfront of Manly Corso include:

Australia’s first-ever MasterChef winner JULIE GOODWIN
2012 MasterChef All Stars winner CALLUM HANN
MasterChef 2014 winner BRENT OWENS
MasterChef favourite and Everyday Gourmet JUSTINE SCHOFIELD

The cooks will compete against each other in a real life version of COOKING FEVER, re-enacting the fast paced time-management game and ensuring they keep all their customers satisfied. 

And, the search is on to find four restaurant managers (no hospitality experience required) staffed by the celebrity cooks. Aussie COOKING FEVER fans can win the ultimate prize – they will be flown to Sydney to team up with a celebrity cook and 'control' them in the food making process at the unique pop up restaurant. Just like in the game, the food can’t be served unless someone is in control. And it could be you!

Simply visit www.facebook.com/CookingFeverAustralia to enter, by Sunday 24 January, 2016.

To dine at the outdoor pop-up COOKING FEVER restaurant, download the game (it’s free!), AND visit us at Manly to play the game in real life.


When: Sunday 31 January, 2016

Time: 1pm – 2pm - Competition and free lunch to kick off at 1pm sharp.

Where: Beachfront at the end of Manly Corso.

Over 1.6 million Australia’s have downloaded Cooking Fever already – that’s 5% of the country! ” says Victoria Trofimova (CEO of Nordcurrent Ltd) from Cooking Fever Head Office. “We are excited to celebrate the success with our Aussie fans with our world first COOKING FEVER LIVE EVENT. What better venue to set up our one day restaurant than at one of Australia’s most iconic beaches - we can’t wait to see the COOKING FEVER app come to life”.

The COOKING FEVER game has been in market for over 12 months and has delivered over 65 million downloads, across the globe.

The COOKING FEVER Game Trailer here:

Download COOKING FEVER for free on the App Store here:

Download COOKING FEVER for free on Google Play here:

And now, we have a recipe from the fab Justine Schofield:

'My dream burger'

Says Justine: "I definitely classify myself as a burger connoisseur. If I could I would eat everyday! Well almost. Hahaha.

"For me a burger must include two types of sauces, the bun should be soft and ideally not brioche. The meat must be of the best quality and cheese is must."

Makes: six

Prep: 10 minutes Cook:  10-15 minutes

1kg minced beef (the best quality you can afford that still has a little fat or ask your butcher to mince you some chuck steak)

6 baby cos lettuce leaves

6 slices of canned beetroot (optional)

1 large tomato sliced in to 6 rounds

6 slices good quality melting cheese

5 tbs. whole egg mayonnaise

5 tbs. tomato sauce

4 tbs. American mustard

2 large pickles sliced into thin rounds

6 very soft burger buns

Salt and pepper

1 tbs. olive oil

Place the cold mince straight from the fridge into a bowl and season with generously with salt and pepper. Divide into 6 even balls and flatten out between baking paper to make 6 even patties.

Pre heat the grill element in the oven. Split the burger buns in half and place on a tray ready to toast.

Heat a large pan (or barbeque) to medium high heat.  Add a little oil and grill the burgers on each side for 2 minutes or to your liking. In the last 30 seconds add the cheese to the meat so it starts to melt.

To assemble the burgers: toast the buns under the grill. Add a dollop of each sauce on the top and base of the bun. Add the burger patty then the pickles, lettuce, beetroot and tomato slices.

More about the Cooking Fever app:

Founded in September, 2014 COOKING FEVER is a FREE time management app where players cook delicious meals and desserts from all over the world! With a choice of 12 unique locations, from desserts and fast food to oyster bar and oriental restaurant, players practice their skills in a variety of settings and cooking techniques. Players can try all the possible kitchen appliances, from coffee makers and rice cookers to pizza ovens and popcorn makers. They can even decorate their restaurants to attract more clients!

About the Cooking Fever developer:

Nordcurrent is an international publisher and developer of free-to-play and casual games for smartphones, tablets and PC/Mac. Established in 2002, Nordcurrent is best known for its 101-in- 1 Games® series which was downloaded by more than 40 million users, Happy Chef® series that was downloaded by more than 15 million users, and a fresh hit COOKING FEVER® with more than 50 million downloads during first year. Nordcurrent employs more than 80 people, is headquartered in Vilnius, Lithuania and has two development studios in Vilnius, Lithuania and in Warsaw, Poland.

More about the Cooking Fever celebrity cooks:

In 2009, a record-breaking 4 million Australians tuned in to watch Julie Goodwin become the first ever winner of MasterChef. Viewers loved her honesty, sense of humour and humble cooking style, and when her first cookbook, Our Family Table was published, Julie also became one of Australia's best-selling authors. In 2012, Julie dusted off her MasterChef apron for charity in MasterChef All Stars, raising an incredible $20,000 for Oxfam in the process. Julie writes a regular column in Australian Women's Weekly and has opened her cooking school on the Central Coast in NSW. She has just released her fourth cookbook 20/20 Meals, which shows how to feed a family of 4 for $20 with cooking in 20minutes.

Callum was born in the Barossa Valley, South Australia. Following his success as runner-up on the 2010 series of MasterChef, Callum worked with renowned chef George Calombaris at his various Melbourne restaurants, then travelled around Australia teaching university students valuable cooking skills and how to eat nutritiously on a budget. Callum then established Sprout – a hands on interactive cooking school- with dietician Themis Chryssidis. Callum has since published two cookbooks- The Starter Kitchen and “I’d Eat That!”, won the inaugural series of MasterChef All-Stars and has become ambassador for PIRSA, Market Fresh SA, Thankyou Food TM, Wesley’s Food for Families and the Cancer Council. He is also a regular presenter on the food and lifestyle program, SA Life.

The 2014 MasterChef winner’s passion for food started when he was just 16. He loved to watch and follow the world’s iconic chefs but, the road to a culinary career wasn’t exactly conventional for Brent. Before entering and winning MasterChef, Brent’s trade was bobcat driver! However, this keen sportsman’s cooking flair, inventiveness and personality endeared him to the nation’s audiences and he was crowned the Series 6 MasterChef winner! Since his win, Brent has collaborated with a range of media and businesses and his food career has really taken off! He’s cooked meals in India, and presented at numerous local and international events including the South African Good Food and Wine Show in 2015. His recipe collection Dig In! has been published recently through Hardie Grant.
Intelligent and sassy, Justine brings a youthful energy and touch of French flair to everything she does. A poster girl for today’s busy, motivated career woman, she is the host of popular daytime cooking show Everyday Gourmet on Network 10 in its fifth series, runs a high end catering company and writes a regular column for taste.com.au magazine. As one of the most popular contestants to come out of Series one ‘MasterChef’ in 2009, 6 years on, Justine has built a career out of everything she loves and has well and truly established herself as a familiar and well-respected face of the Australian food and media industry.

Celine Dion: René Angélil Funeral, Son's Eulogy: VIDEO

As far as heartbreaks go, this one was always going to be huge: the death of René Angélil, the husband go singer Celine Dion, their 21 year marriage played out so publicly, a couple deeply in love, after starting off as her manager, then becoming a couple, then marrying, being open about their struggle to have kids together (Dion and Angélil's three sons are – René-Charles, 14, and 5-year-old twins Nelson and Eddy; René has three adult children from his first marriage), becoming parents, and talking openly about his struggle with cancer.

Last week, René lost his battle - just two days shy of his 74th birthday. Two days after René's death, Celine's brother Daniel died of cancer also, on his René's birthday. What a horrible time for Celine and her family.

Here is their son René Charles at his father's funeral overnight, delivering the eulogy. Such maturity for a 15 year old:

Here is a People mag report on the goings on in the past week, of Celine's world:

Read more here.

Photo: CBC News

Photo: Getty
The back of the program for the funeral service
René Charles delivers the eulogy for his father René: CBC News